November 2006

Sunday, Bloody Sunday

by Jacob Spinney on November 26, 2006 · View Comments

How come nobody delivers the mail on sundays? That’s freakin stupid, and very bad business form. I’m amazed that FedEx or DHL haven’t taken advantage of this prime oppurtunity. I’m willing to bet that any mail company that changes their slogan to something like, “We Deliver On Sundays!” will double their earnings within one or two quarters (and their stock price). Without a doubt, this is the easiest and most lucrative move for a mailing company to make. So how come still nobody delivers mail on sundays?!?

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Please . . . Think Before You Vote

by Jacob Spinney on November 2, 2006 · View Comments

Warning . . . possibly offensive political speech to follow . . .

Republicans want to suck in as much tax money as possible and spend it how their conservative campaign funders see fit. Democrats want to suck in as much tax money as possible and spend it how their liberal campaign funders see fit. I’m really tired of it . . . our government isn’t supposed to be a giant collection basket that goes toward the cause of whoever happens to be in power at the time.

Republicans say marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Democrats say marriage should be between one person and another.
I say our government shouldn’t be in the business of marrying people period! Let the individual decide for themselves!

Republicans say evolution should be taken out of our schools or taught along side “intelligent design.”
Democrats say this issue… Read More

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